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johnson says no, i'm not leaving without mrs. kennedy. they say well she won't leave without her husband's body. he says i will go to the plane but i won't leave until she and the coffin are aboard. >> jon: and he makes a decision to have her next to him. >> yes. >> as he is sworn in as a show of a peaceful transfer. but everything is done with purpose. >> with johnson everything has a political purpose. and usually a political genius and something personal in it you know, his refusing to leave dallas without jackie kennedy there is a political purpose. but there isas, you could say a humanitarian purpose. i'm not leaving her behind in dallas. >> jon: his relationship with bobby afterwards is fascinating. >> these are two men, as a historian, you hate to use the word "hate" because it is so strong. but hate isn't too strong to describe bobby kennedy and lyndon johnson. when johnson is vice president, robert kennedy seldom invites him, he had great parties at hickory hill. when johnson is invited he's put at what robert kennedy's wife ethy
johnson says no, i'm not leaving without mrs. kennedy. they say well she won't leave without her husband's body. he says i will go to the plane but i won't leave until she and the coffin are aboard. >> jon: and he makes a decision to have her next to him. >> yes. >> as he is sworn in as a show of a peaceful transfer. but everything is done with purpose. >> with johnson everything has a political purpose. and usually a political genius and something personal in it you...
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johnson's life of london. it's on the book shelves now. it's an exciting time to be in london >> it is. jon: the jubilee, the olympics, everything is going your way except for obviously the social unrest caused by austerity. but other than that, it is all going your way >> and we now have this huge competitive advantage which you've just mentioned. i'll say it's more or less a fair approach to soft drinks. >> jon: boris johnson. buy the book. good to see do you read in bed? do you read out loud or in your head? do you need a lamp to see? and does it leave your bedmate be? don't you wish there was a light that wouldn't keep them up all night? if so, you'll be happy to know, our newest nook now comes with glow. introducing nook simple touch with glowlight, the only e-reader made for bedtime reading. find your nook at your neighborhood barnes & noble. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org (
johnson's life of london. it's on the book shelves now. it's an exciting time to be in london >> it is. jon: the jubilee, the olympics, everything is going your way except for obviously the social unrest caused by austerity. but other than that, it is all going your way >> and we now have this huge competitive advantage which you've just mentioned. i'll say it's more or less a fair approach to soft drinks. >> jon: boris johnson. buy the book. good to see do you read in bed? do...
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johnson's life of london. it's on the book shelves now. it's an exciting time to be in london >> it is. jon: the jubilee, the olympics, everything is going your way except for obviously the social unrest caused by austerity. but other than that, it is all going your way >> and we now have this huge competitive advantage which you've just mentioned. i'll say it's more or less a fair approach to soft drinks. >> jon: boris johnson. buy the book. good to see
johnson's life of london. it's on the book shelves now. it's an exciting time to be in london >> it is. jon: the jubilee, the olympics, everything is going your way except for obviously the social unrest caused by austerity. but other than that, it is all going your way >> and we now have this huge competitive advantage which you've just mentioned. i'll say it's more or less a fair approach to soft drinks. >> jon: boris johnson. buy the book. good to see
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johnson's life of london. it's on the book shelves now. it's an exciting time to be in london >> it is. jon: the jubilee, the olympics, everything is going your way except for obviously the social unrest caused by austerity. but other than that, it is all going your way >> and we now have this huge competitive advantage which you've just mentioned. i'll say it's more or less a fair approach to soft drinks. >> jon: boris johnson. buy the book. good to see y going to need today? three...four cups? [dumbfounded] well, we... doesn't last long does it? listen. 5-hour energy lasts a whole lot of hours. so you can get a lot done without refills. it's packed with b-vitamins and nutrients to make it last. so don't just stand there holding your lattes, boys. make your move. we'll take the 5-hour energy. smart move. 5-hour energy. hours and hours of energy.
johnson's life of london. it's on the book shelves now. it's an exciting time to be in london >> it is. jon: the jubilee, the olympics, everything is going your way except for obviously the social unrest caused by austerity. but other than that, it is all going your way >> and we now have this huge competitive advantage which you've just mentioned. i'll say it's more or less a fair approach to soft drinks. >> jon: boris johnson. buy the book. good to see y going to need today?...
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senator johnson in oklahoma is going to make it illegal to d do... the one thing teenaged boys have always been able to count on. do you understand? >> no. what are you talking about? >> uhm( bleep ). you guys are familiar with the birds and the bees, right? let's take the birds out of the equation, and just talk about what happens when the bees are by themselves and they have a solid internet connection. ( laughter ) huh? >> are you talking about ( bleep )? >> no, no, i'm not talking about ( bleep ). i'm talking about freedom. >> uhm, uh, how are they going to know, like, when we're, uh. >> doing what he said. >> doing what he said, yeah. >> they know. laugh trust me. government is everywhere. and her amendment will cause male reproductive choice to be a thing of the past. how much time is left? >> well, let me ease your mind. it did not pass. >> oh, thank god. where's your bathroom? >> it's right down the hall. >> do you mind going there, because i need to use your computer. seriously. and are they tracking cookies on that? >> yes, please don't use
senator johnson in oklahoma is going to make it illegal to d do... the one thing teenaged boys have always been able to count on. do you understand? >> no. what are you talking about? >> uhm( bleep ). you guys are familiar with the birds and the bees, right? let's take the birds out of the equation, and just talk about what happens when the bees are by themselves and they have a solid internet connection. ( laughter ) huh? >> are you talking about ( bleep )? >> no, no,...
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welcome to the program governor gary johnson. (applause) nice to see you. >> good to be here. >> jon: so you are now the libertarian nominee. >> i'm the libertarian nominee. i've been one of three candidates on the ballot in all 50 states-- obama and romney being the other two. >> so this is big dog stuff. you were running in the republican primary. or trying to get on... >> kind of a mutual thing. they asked me if i would consider running and for the most part i think i'm delivering a message of liberty and freedom very much along the same lines as ron paul. i don't think ron paul is going to be successful getting the nomination. >nomination. >> jon: republican nomination. >> republican nomination. so that message goes away when his candidacy comes to an end. >> jon: was there any thought that he would then go to the... did do they ever talk to him or is there talk of the two of you or is there any that kind of... >> none of that going on. ron paul asked for my endorsement in 2008. i readily gave that endorsement and when i drop
welcome to the program governor gary johnson. (applause) nice to see you. >> good to be here. >> jon: so you are now the libertarian nominee. >> i'm the libertarian nominee. i've been one of three candidates on the ballot in all 50 states-- obama and romney being the other two. >> so this is big dog stuff. you were running in the republican primary. or trying to get on... >> kind of a mutual thing. they asked me if i would consider running and for the most part i...
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please welcome magic johnson. ( cheers and applause ) how are you? i'm doing great. >> jon: so nice to see you. >> you had me back there in tears that was so funny. >> jon: thank you, sir. we worked on that for almost an hour. >> especially the obama afterwards. you had me on the floor on that one. >> jon: thank you, sir. i imagine he's been on there as well, recently. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. he better get up in a hurry. >> jon: you have to get up. let me get rid of the business first. this oracle, what is this a home test, hiv? you're endorsing this? >> yes, because it's important when you think about the hiv and aids fight today, we want to test more people, and so a lot of times, people then want to go to a doctor or to an hiv-aids clinic to get an hiv-aids test. now they've made it possible so you can do it in your own home. >> jon: an in-home. >> in-home displ and it's scientifically sound? >> yes, because doctors were already using this. now it's available to the public. >> jon: there's a lot of, obviously, rivalries in your business. are you worr
please welcome magic johnson. ( cheers and applause ) how are you? i'm doing great. >> jon: so nice to see you. >> you had me back there in tears that was so funny. >> jon: thank you, sir. we worked on that for almost an hour. >> especially the obama afterwards. you had me on the floor on that one. >> jon: thank you, sir. i imagine he's been on there as well, recently. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. he better get up in a hurry. >> jon: you have to get up. let me...
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. >> stephen: yeah, yeah a johnson. >> a johnson. >> stephen: you ever heard of johnson. a svon. it's in your book. why are you printing a smutty book? >> because he's a boy. >> stephen: you don't have to rub it in our face. boys wear pants. >> not when they are dreaming. i never had a dream yourself where you were totally -- have you ever had a dream yourself where you were totally naked. >> stephen: no. >> you are a man of little imagination. >> stephen: i love the book but every copy i have i removed the penises from it. >> oh, my god you have. >> stephen: yep. there's nothing there. moved the butt crack over here. okay, taking the penis out over here. [ laughter ] you don't have to worry about the penis. >> not at all. >> stephen: offending anybody. but i keep them. i cut them out in put them in a plastic bag. [ laughter ] >> there's nothing wrong with you, of course. [ laughter ] i am so impressed. >> stephen: join us tomorrow for the conclusion of grim-colbert-y-tales with maurice sendak. >> it's a miracle i have lived this long without having destroyed a [cheers and applau
. >> stephen: yeah, yeah a johnson. >> a johnson. >> stephen: you ever heard of johnson. a svon. it's in your book. why are you printing a smutty book? >> because he's a boy. >> stephen: you don't have to rub it in our face. boys wear pants. >> not when they are dreaming. i never had a dream yourself where you were totally -- have you ever had a dream yourself where you were totally naked. >> stephen: no. >> you are a man of little imagination....
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the reverend bald knob johnson took action. >> i wrote a letter. i basically asked that they not have the bingo parlor in our backyard and the city council rescinded the world for them to allow bingo to be played in the senior citizen complex. >> stephen: in other words... >> they shut us down. some of the people they socialize went back home and we're giving them home delivered meal. >> it helped fill an empty space in my life coming here. >> i get bored and lonely sitting in my room sitting by myself all day long. >> but at least you're not playing bingo and it's made all the difference in the world to the streets of bald knob. difference made. >> bingo! (cheers and applause). >> stephen: we'll be right back. >> stephen: hey now! welcome back, everyone! my guest tonight is hosting the tony awards for the third time. big deal, i'm hosting the show for the 1,44thth time. please welcome neil patrick harris. (cheers and applause) neil, good to see you again nice to see you again, you clean up nice! >> thank you, you as well. >> stephen: it's weird to
the reverend bald knob johnson took action. >> i wrote a letter. i basically asked that they not have the bingo parlor in our backyard and the city council rescinded the world for them to allow bingo to be played in the senior citizen complex. >> stephen: in other words... >> they shut us down. some of the people they socialize went back home and we're giving them home delivered meal. >> it helped fill an empty space in my life coming here. >> i get bored and...
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and my guest governor gary johnson was a republican candidate and is now a libertarian candidate. next manchurian candidate. (laughter) the himalayas will stop growing in 20 million years but until then, we still have to buy them new sneakers every six months. this is the colbert report. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everyone. >> steve be, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen stephen! >> stephen: thank you, everybody. >> useful energy. i have always said america's colleges aren't are an incubator of imaginative ideas. for instance, many students imagined that college will help them get a job. (laughter) >> well, last thursday i told you about a university of texas student who proposed a bold new idea, college students forming their own super pac in the image of colbert super pac. you know our motto, making a better tomorrow tomorrow. not bad. so not to be outgoldened, i introduced an even bolder new idea, the colbert super pac superfun pack. now
and my guest governor gary johnson was a republican candidate and is now a libertarian candidate. next manchurian candidate. (laughter) the himalayas will stop growing in 20 million years but until then, we still have to buy them new sneakers every six months. this is the colbert report. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everyone. >> steve be, stephen, stephen! stephen,...
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the reverend bald knob johnson took action. >> i wrote a letter. i basically asked that they not have the bingo parlor in our backyard and the city council rescinded the world for them to allow bingo to be played in the senior citizen complex. >> stephen: in other words... >> they shut us down. some of the people they socialize went back home and we're giving them home delivered meal. >> it helped fill an empty space in my life coming here. >> i get bored and lonely sitting in my room sitting by myself all day long. >> but at least you're not playing bingo and it's made all the difference in the world to the streets of bald knob. difference made. >> bingo! (cheers and applause). >> stephen: we'll be right back. do you see it ? there it is ! there it is ! where ? where ? it's getting away ! where is it ? it's gone. we'll find it. any day can be an adventure. that's why we got a subaru. love wherever the road takes you. wow, there it is. hispering) this is so great, date night. just the three of us. i'm just sayin'. and this is such a good movie too.
the reverend bald knob johnson took action. >> i wrote a letter. i basically asked that they not have the bingo parlor in our backyard and the city council rescinded the world for them to allow bingo to be played in the senior citizen complex. >> stephen: in other words... >> they shut us down. some of the people they socialize went back home and we're giving them home delivered meal. >> it helped fill an empty space in my life coming here. >> i get bored and...
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but a lot of the idea of the flapper in the 20s, there is sort of a darker side was alfred finny johnson pictures of the-- girls were dressed very provocatively. and i was tracted to the song in glad rag doll which i found t is little painted lady, it isn't 5 foot 2 eyes of blue. it's little painted lady, and-- . >> stephen: about prostitutes. >> basically. >> stephen: we're all adults here. >> but if you listen to the lyrics you can find those same glad rag dolls today as you did at that time. i found it still-- . >> stephen: i wouldn't know, i'm married. >> it was still contemporary kind of tragic song. i'm drawn to kind of tragi tragic-- drawn to tragic lyrics, yes. >> stephen: when we come back will you show us what it is all about. >> i will have the great mark rib ot to help me do that to sing a song. >> we'll be right back with >> stephen: here to perform the title track off other album glad rag doll with mark ribot, ladies and gentlemen, diana krall. ♪ all dolled up ♪ ♪ in glad rags ♪ tomorrow ♪ may turn to sad rags ♪ they call you glad rag doll ♪ ♪ snoed snoed ad
but a lot of the idea of the flapper in the 20s, there is sort of a darker side was alfred finny johnson pictures of the-- girls were dressed very provocatively. and i was tracted to the song in glad rag doll which i found t is little painted lady, it isn't 5 foot 2 eyes of blue. it's little painted lady, and-- . >> stephen: about prostitutes. >> basically. >> stephen: we're all adults here. >> but if you listen to the lyrics you can find those same glad rag dolls today...
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you were a special assistant to president johnson, including two years as the white house press secretary. when you were press secretary, did you at any moment withhold information from the white house peace corpses or did st. moyers always go with the truth? >> i used to hold information from the president. that's much more dangerous. >> stephen: really? you're the reason vietnam failed. you would just told him it was a quagmire, i'm sure johnson would have pulled him out. >> our credibility was is bad we couldn't believe our own leaks. [laughter] >> stephen: i like the owl one better. okay. so now you have a new show called "moyers and company." >> right. >> stephen: what is the new show? >> it's a look at america through the experiences of a lot of people who don't make it on most television shows, for example, "this this week i havee sherlock holmes and dr. watson of political science, jacob packer of yale and paul pierce talking about how washington served the rich in the last 30 years and turned its back on the middle class. >> stephen: wait, wait, wait. don't you mean the creative
you were a special assistant to president johnson, including two years as the white house press secretary. when you were press secretary, did you at any moment withhold information from the white house peace corpses or did st. moyers always go with the truth? >> i used to hold information from the president. that's much more dangerous. >> stephen: really? you're the reason vietnam failed. you would just told him it was a quagmire, i'm sure johnson would have pulled him out. >>...